Tuesday, June 6, 2023

The End of an Era

There are a handful of places that have touched my heart like Pasha Lake does. Buckley Lodge, owned by our friends Mike and Mary Jo, Prairie Smoke Ranch owned by Dan and Jeanie who we visited last week, The Farm and our oasis in South Dakota. If I were to die today, these are the places I would like my ashes scattered. Places that are forever in my heart and hold special memories.

Our Pasha Lake adventures all started in 2005 when an employee of mine (Chad) came to me and said “I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some bad news”. Preparing for the worst, I listened to what he had to say. “I am quitting, Michelle and I bought a hunting and fishing resort in Ontario.  “What’s the bad news?” I said.

That was 2005. Since then Barb and I have been up to Pasha Lake Cabins every year, sometimes 3 or 4 times a year (I guess we did miss 2016 when we went to Alaska). Our first year or two on the road we spent the entire summer up here fishing and just hanging out making memories that will last a lifetime.

We have become great friends with Chad and Michelle and have made other good friends. But, as they say, all good things must come to an end. Chad and Michelle sold Pasha Lake Cabins this past January. They did not want me to say anything at the time as they wanted the transition to go as smoothly as possible for the new owners. Enough time has now passed that I think it is safe to talk about it. As we drove up here this year, it broke my heart to drive past that familiar sign between kilometer 4 and 5 on the 801 knowing neither Chad nor Michelle were there. I could not help but think back on some of our fondest memories, here are a few pictures of those times. 

Mark, showing me where the fish are.
Daisy and I chill'in
Hiking into a remote lake

Two Bob's out on the water

Michelle and Chad at Fish Fry
And my favorite picture of all our Pasha adventures, Barb in her happy place....
Barb and I drove several kilometers further and took a right into the start of a new era. New memories. They will not replace those of the past 17 years at Pasha Lake but start new ones on Paint Lake as you see, Chad and Michelle kept several acres of heaven up here for their friends and family to enjoy. There is a cabin, totally off grid, complete with propane stove, fridge, head and even propane lanterns.

We are staying in our camper, no electricity, no water source and no place to dump our waste water. No guests to chat with, nothing to do but relax and fish. A totally new concept for us.  It should be an interesting few weeks.

But it got interesting even before we got here. Since leaving The Farm, Barb and I have been driving separately. Dakota and I in the truck, camper and trailer. Barb and Zoey in the Jeep. We really did not need to but, since Barb stayed home with Forrest and family before coming to the farm, we had two vehicles and there was just not a convenient place to leave the Jeep so she followed me through Minnesota, all the way up here. The border crossing was a breeze. I pulled up to the checkpoint expecting the worst. After all, I had the truck, the camper and a 16’ trailer in tow. Surely they would want to search me. Nope, after a few questions he handed me back my passport and said “Have a great day!”. Barb, right behind me was not as lucky. I pulled over a few hundred yards up the road and waited for her. And waited, and waited. I finally got out to see what was going on only to see her walking Zoey alongside the Customs building. Yup, she got pulled over for inspection. And inspect her they did. They probed her like a test subject getting lifted into an alien craft. Everything out of the jeep, looking under the seats, opening suitcases, under the hood, even scanning things for powder (or drug?) residue. When she finally met up with me 30 minutes later she said they did not like the storage containers on top of the luggage rack. To be fair, they are gun cases, so I do not blame them for searching her. Those containers were on the jeep when we bought it and have only contained fishing equipment but they wanted to search her nonetheless. She walked a little funny for the next couple of days but they did not find any contraband.

Those cases don't look suspicious at all, do they?

That night we stopped by an LCBO (liquor store) and Canadian Tire to stock up on supplies. We spent the night in Thunder Bay at the marina. The next morning we drove to our favorite Canadian destination, Tim Hortons! We had a breakfast of Tim Bits while I posted the last blog using their internet. Thank you Tim!

From there we headed to the city of Nipigon, through Beardmore and eventually past Pasha Lake Cabins to our new Ontario destination. Although we have been to this cabin before, we have never parked our rig there so we had no idea where to set up. Chad and Michelle were not going to be there for a few more days so we were on our own. With the help of a chainsaw, we found the perfect spot!

All set up on Paint!

Holy mosquitoes Batman, they were everywhere. I kid you not, every time we opened the door to go in or out anywhere from 20-50 mosquitos would enter the camper. This has to be in the top 2 or 3 worst mosquito years up here. Luckily, Barb has The Executioner with us. We have had that thing going on 7 years now and would be lost without it. Seriously, if you are going to travel in mosquito country, get an Executioner. There is not much more satisfying than the sound and smell of those nasty little buggers getting zap. Seriously, you can smell them when they go up in flames.

But we are here to fish, not complain about the bugs. Not having access to the boats Pasha has on several of the area lakes did pose a little wrinkle in our plans but we are full of ingenuity and soon had a canoe strapped to the top of the side by side and were off! Off to a remote 60 acre lake that we knew were packed with tasty walleyes just waiting for a minnow to be dangled in front of them.

Who would catch the first fish of our 2023 Canadian fishing adventure and bestow upon themselves bragging rights for the year? Who will catch the biggest fish of the day? Will I once again out-fish Barb in an embarrassing way? So many questions yet to be answered. For those of you who have canoed, you know it is all about balance and coordination. Barb and I are like a well-oiled machine when it comes anticipating each other’s moves. Even with our insyncness (yup, another new word), it was a little challenging fishing out of a canoe so there are only a couple of pictures.

It was not long before Barb stated the two words I had been dreading. No, not “I’m pregnant”, it was worse, much worse…. “Fish on!” she exclaimed. Landing a plump 18”er. Dang, there goes first fish bragging rights. Soon after, she said those words again. Another 18”er for the stringer. Enough of this, I maneuvered my end of the canoe along the weedline putting her and the front end of the canoe out in no man’s land (or no fishland). I caught the next 3 bringing our total to 5. She then caught another one which got off as I was trying to land it for her. “Really Honey, it was an accident, it just slipped off the hook.”

By the end of the day, we had 7 on the stringer and a few released. She may have bragging rights with the first fish (or two), but so far, I have bragging rights with the most and biggest at 23”. We were off to a good start on Day 1 of our adventure!

The next day, we drove over to Pasha Lake to buy some minnows and meet the new owners. A nice young couple with two small children. Victoria and Kenny kind of reminded me of Chad and Michelle 17 years ago. Young and eager to start their new business. Chad arrived later that day, he is staying in his trailer at Pasha Lake as he is helping them the first week or two of the season to help them get off to a good start. That day and the next, it was rainy and we did not get out. What did get out was more mosquitoes! We could not keep them out of the camper. Even with the doors and windows closed we could not keep them out.

Barb had had enough and was ready to pack it in. Seriously, I don’t think we would have made it another day. We went over to Pasha to visit with Chad. It is more open over here and with a breeze the mosquitoes were not as bad. We were telling Chad that we were probably leaving in the morning when Victoria said “We can make room for you over here”. And just like that, our summer vacation was saved. We have everything moved over in an hour or so.

Our new spot

Our next fishing adventure was on Northwind Lake using one of Pasha’s boats, probably our favorite lake. We drove directly to our honey hole and fished it for about an hour. Of course, no sooner had we put our jigs in the water and Barb  says “fish on” again picking up the first fish of the day but I followed suit rather quickly adding another one to the stringer. We went back and forth on the fish count until it happened. I got cold, and she got hot. I could not catch a fish to save my life, and she kept saying “Fish on” “Fish on”. Those words were really getting on my nerves. It was not fast and furious but she was catching one every 20 minutes or so.

We moved over to fish the side of a little island when…. “Fish on”, she hooked into a nice one. 23 ½”er, the biggest fish so far now belongs to her. We released it and started fishing again. Not 5 minutes later she hooks into another one. And this time the rod does not move, line is just slowly spooling off the reel. She finally gets it alongside the boat and I don’t think it will fit into the net. It did, but just barely. A hefty 28 ¼”er! I can pretty much kiss the biggest fish of the trip goodbye, that one will be hard to beat! I had had enough and switched jigs to the same color she was using. Now, I will start catching fish again!

We move to another spot, those two word kept rolling off her lips. She sounded like a damn parrot “Fish on”, “Fish on”. Meanwhile, my rod continued to be cold. While netting one of her fish, the jig got tangled up in the net so I handed her my rod asking her to hold it while I got the net untangled. You guessed it, “Fish on”. On my frick’in rod! I dropped the net, stood up and pushed her right out of the boat into the water. Well, that is what I did in my head. In actuality, I dutifully netted her fish and deposited on the bottom of the boat next to the other one I did not have time to put on the stringer yet. I think I caught 3 fish to her dozen or so. A totally humbling day.

So there ends our first week up here. A lot has changed and a lot has stayed the same as Barb is still out fishing me. I think I would have rather heard her say “I’m pregnant” instead of dealing with all this humiliation!

Thursday, June 1, 2023

Minnesota and Beyond!

 Although it is called the SSUVFL, it is anything but. The first “S” is for Super, which it is. This idealic setting is in the middle of an area mixed with forest and farmlands in western Minnesota. Rivers and lakes dot the countryside making the property of Dino and Lisa the perfect place to decompress after a few weeks at the farm. The second “S” is for Secret. I don’t think so, people by the thousands flock here to enjoy this area. 

The V and F are for Virus Free. Definitely not. There are more germs around this place than a portapotty at the state fair. From what I have determined the only way to stay germ-free here is to constantly consume alcohol. At least that is what we observed by Dino and Lisa. Not wanting to take a chance, we followed suit, resulting in our two day stay there being nothing but a blur.

The “L” is for Location which will remain unnamed as they do not want the thousands of their blog fans flocking to their property turning it into a Tent City reminiscent of downtown Portland. They have a beautiful spot which would no doubt be overrun in no time should the exact location become public.

These wanna be carnies took a few days off from slinging soup to spend time with us. 

We spent most of our time on their front porch consuming mass amounts of liquid in our attempt to stay virus free. I think we were successful as even the mosquitoes wanted nothing to do with our blood after a while.

We did get off their property a couple of times to explore the surrounding area. Holy people everywhere! There is no doubt that Barb and I lead a sheltered life in areas devoid of the masses. So, when we do get out amongst the living, it is sensory overload for us. Dino and I went to a flea market and seemed everyone and their brother were out along with their kids and dogs. The people watching was as interesting as the wares for sale.

For supper the first night Dino prepared a couple of sandwiches from their food trailer. I am not sure if they were fresh made or leftovers from their last carnival, but they were delicious. We sampled the Cheesy Sasquatch and a Tado’s Meatball Hoagie. I asked about the soup and all Dino said was “No soup for you!”.

The girls were happy to get out and run around. Dakota explored the area leaving our sight for a few minutes, she returned looking like this, wagging her tail and a big smile on her face.

So, off we went down to the river to wash her off. 

Zoey was obsessed with Moose and Journey. Moose was tolerant and I think was even having fun playing with Zoey. 

Journey, not so much.....

Afterward, Zoey was so tired she had to head to Dino and Lisa's bed and take a nap. 

As many of you know, both Dino and Lisa were stylists in their previous lives, so when Lisa volunteered to trim Barb's hair she was all over it. They wanted nothing to do with mine, however. 
While she was doing that, Dino was showing me his Hotwheel's collection. 

A good time was had by all. If you want to read Dino's entirely different perspective on our visit, you can read it here. Me? I like always, I took the highroad as I value our friendship and would not want to say or do anything to jeopardize it. 

From there it was off to other parts unknown. At least unknown to us as this was new territory for us. We were off to visit our friends Dan and Jeannie at their place outside of Long Prairie Minnesota. I am not sure why they call it Long Prairie, as there is not a prairie in sight. Along the way we stopped and got a picture of The Foot. I mean, who wouldn't stop, right?

Dan is Chris's uncle or Skinny Bob's brother. We have known each other since the late 70's. They recently bought a place on a lake up in the area. An area where his parents were raised, and they used to visit frequently as kids. I think it is always cool when people return to their roots later in life. 

We were so busy talking and catching up that I forgot to take pictures, but I did sneak this one when Jeannie was showing Barb her mad accordion skills. 
One thing I recall about Bob and Dan's mom is that she used to make Head Cheese. I never tried it as I just cannot get past what it is made from. But when Dan said, he had just made some, Barb had to try it! I still passed. 
We were off early the next morning continuing east to our next destination near McGregor MN. Our friend Kay has a cabin on Big Sandy, a perfect spot for a one-night stop. It has been better than 10 years since I have seen Kay. Barb got to spend some time with her last year when Kay stopped by our place in South Dakota while I was at the farm. 

Her place on Big Sandy is incredible. She took us out in their pontoon, showing us just a portion of this over 6,500 acre lake. We could have not asked for better weather. Well, at least early in the day. 
Her Golden, Sonny is about as friendly as they get. So friendly, he has no problem knocking you over and mauling you when you greet him! Everyone enjoyed the boat ride, well, except for Dakota who just kind of sat in one place the entire trip. She did get out and splash around when Kay stopped at a sand bar however. 
We spent the later part of the afternoon enjoying a fire and the view from her deck with a little Fireball (very little) and a couple of mini-beers. 
Until the clouds moved in. Then there was an occasional ripple in the water which at first, I thought was a fish feeding on the surface. Then another, and another, then all hell broke loose!
Sorry for the sideway video, very bad internet here and I could not edit it. 

We fell asleep to the pitter patter of rain on the roof of our camper. Oh, how I love the sound of rain on the camper roof!

Here were a couple other stops we wished we would have had time for on our trek across Minnesota, but we had a schedule to keep. Next up, three weeks in Ontario! I don't know when or how I will be able to post again as we will be off grid. But rest assured, I will have tales of out fishing Barb!

Friday, May 26, 2023

That's a Wrap!

It's 5am here at the farm, time to shock my system awake with a donut and Mountain Dew. Maple Bacon should do the trick. Kinda like the AED of breakfasts. I have never liked coffee; Mountain Dew is my preferred choice for caffeine. Farmer Bob has been keeping me supplied in donuts the past few days, good thing there is not more than on 'Jim' on the farm as I certainly would not be known as Skinny Jim!

The weather has been perfect for planting, warm, no rain, sun (through the smoke) and wind to dry the wet spots up. Day by day we kept plugging away 14-17 hours a day.  We saw 80 degrees again this week. One day while I was loading a truck with fertilizer, I finished, jumped into the cab through the open door to find this......

Nova had jumped up there when I was not looking to enjoy some of the AC that was blasting in the running truck. I took her for a little ride, she seemed cool and content when we were done. 

I did manage to get in the seeder and ride with Chris for a few minutes. Looking at all those displays, you would need a master's degree to run this thing. My, how things have changed over the years. It was just over a hundred years ago they were still using horses and oxen!

The Canadian smoke is still lingering making for eerie sunrise and sunsets. The good news is that it does not allow the sun to come through and dry up the soil. The bad news is that it does not allow the sun to come through and dry up the soil. See? That is what it like being a farmer, you are never happy with the weather!

Sunrise
Getting ready to load Canola seed
Sunset

Then the day we have been waiting for finally came. The last field! Chris parked the seeder in the yard at 1:30am on Wednesday morning and we were done! I spent several hours the next day greasing up the seeder for next spring. That night, Farmer Bob took Dylan and I out to supper in Ryder. Chris opted to stay home and spend time with his kids, who he only had glimpses of over the past month. 

As many of you know, small town America is shrinking, as are the number of American farmers, so it is really hard to find help. Many farmers do all the work by themselves, or with their spouse or another family member. We had 5 people working their butts off and were still busy every minute of the day. I could not imagine being an operation of one trying to do all that!

Many of the local farm businesses such as seed dealers, fertilizer plants and even some of the larger farm import their help. I don't mean like from South Dakota, I am talking South Africa. South Africans come to this area by the hundreds to work for a couple of months before heading back home. Other than talking a little funny, you would not even know they were not from around here. I asked one guy who manages them, what they think of it here. He said they are amazed that no one in America really wants to work. People in South Africa are desperate to find work as there are no jobs. Here in America, there are thousands of jobs, but no one wants to work. A sad, sad, state of affairs. 

I went and flew my drone a little bit getting this shot of the farm with its new treating building and bins (far right). It got me thinking about all the changes the farm has seen over the years. It's been a few years since I posted the blog post titled The Farm and gave a rundown of its history starting in 1916. For those of you interested about it, you can read it here

But I thought I would include a few pictures starting with this year and going backwards in time to show how things have changed. 


2023
2017
2015

2006

1998

1995

1984

1950's
I took this next picture from this angle for a specific reason. This time next year there should be another house on the left side of the that tree row in the field as Dylan has carved out a section of that open field for his house! More changes are coming to The Farm!
Of course, it would not be a farm post without someone getting stuck or breaking something. Well, I think it is safe to write that I did not get stuck or break anything this year! Dylan was the honoree of getting something stuck this week when he attempted to scrape some clay for his new driveway in a pit that was not quite dry yet. Thank you, Dylan, for taking one for the team!
Back in South Dakota, Forrest and family left South Dakota earlier in the week heading south to Oklahoma to visit Somer's parents. On the day they left, they spent the night at a Harvest Host in Nebraska. A lavender farm. They said it was very interesting, but the lavender was not in bloom so not as beautiful as it would have been otherwise. 

Barb spent the last couple days packing and cleaning for her departure. But not before she had a visit from one of her old work friends. Her co-worker Jean who recently retired was in the area with her husband Nick. They came over to the house for a visit then went out to lunch to catch up. Barb said it was great seeing her again. 

Thursday was a big day as it was Barbie's arrival day! You would think that I was excited and could not wait for her arrival and I was but it was also a day of frantic cleaning. You ever wondered what a camper looks like after a dude has been staying in it for almost a month? Well, it not only looks like it, it also smells like it!

A couple hours later, floors, dishes, new sheets, bed made, floors scrubbed, I was ready for her arrival. Knowing her, she will spend a couple hours cleaning it to her standards anyways. 

About 4:30pm Barb finally arrived! 25 days is a long time to be apart, so good to see her! Dakota was excited to see me, Zoey was actually a little scared for some reason. She was pretty excited to see the chickens though!
That night we went out with Bob and DeAnne to Max where we had a burger and a few drinks.

On our last day there we just kind of relaxed and got ready for our next adventure. Barb hung out with Chase working on their garden. I think this is the 3rd or 4th year they have worked on their same garden, it is kinda their thing....
Dylan and I went out and planted some corn in a food plot for the deer, pheasants and other critters that eat it. This crop is not harvested, it just sits all fall and winter for the animals to munch on.
I also got to play with a new toy. Their new to them, payloader. A spent an hour or so hauling and dumping rock for Dylan's new driveway.
Friday night we went out with Chris and Holly only this time we went to the Iron Oar in Riverdale. The food was incredible. To top it off it rained over an 1/2" that evening giving the crops a good boost, hopefully that trend continues through the summer! 

Tomorrow morning, we hit the road bright and early heading east to a SSUVFL. Hope they have enough beer!