Thursday, October 23, 2025

Becoming a Hypochondriac

 Little known fact. The excellent advertising by the drug manufacturers has turned me into a hypochondriac. Believe it or not, despite our busy work schedule, I do find time to watch a little TV. Barb, not so much. She is too wired to sit down for more than a few minutes and is usually in the kitchen doing something while I watch TV. This usually occurs in the morning before we get active, again at lunch and something to end the day as we wind down. 

My venue of choice is usually YouTube where I catch up on the news of the day or find out what the latest "have to have" bourbon is. Of course, this means I have to sit through in-video ads. Threequarters of the ads seem to be of some new medication. As I am watching the ad, I will shout, "Barb, can you come here"? When she walks into the room, I will turn to her and say, "I think I have Vitiligo", or "I think I have psoriasis", or whatever the ailment of the day is on YouTube. Other times I will just yell out, "Barb, I need Rinvoq!" Barb, I need Mounjaro!" Sometimes when I am in the deer blind I will randomly text her I think I have (fill in the blank).

Of course, when you become of a certain age (60 I think) you have to add the word "The" in front of the main word you are going to say. So instead of saying, " I think I have eczema", I say, "I think I have THE eczema".  Half the time I don't even know what the ailment or medication is, Barb is just roll her eyes and say something like "No, honey, you do not need The Numlivia". She has agreed with me twice however, once when I told her I needed The Cialis, and again when I said that I think I have cognitive decline. For some reason Barb she agreed with me on both of those! 

The side effects might scare some away, but I am a fan of high blood sugar, weight gain, high cholesterol, comas, strokes, suicidal thoughts, diarrhea, tremors, uncontrolled body movements. sleepiness, vomiting, indigestion, nausea and even death. Sadly, I am not sure if I am pregnant or planning on becoming pregnant, so I better just stay away from some of these medications. 

Such is the life of a hypochondriac. It was actually a pretty slow week on the J-B. After leaving the farm, we stopped in Dickenson and spent the night at Phat Fish Brewery again. 

We stopped outside of Rapid the next day where we met friends and former neighbors, Doug and Lisa for lunch at JR's BBQ in Summerset. Little did we know we would be seeing them in just a few days!

The first 24-hours after getting back from the farm we did not do too much. It was cold and windy with sustained winds at 20+ and temps ranging from 28-48F. No one wants to be outside in that. So instead, we worked in the garage and processing room. I organized and put away my duck hunting stuff, cleaned my shotguns and worked on the generator in the camper. 

If you recall, we bought a new generator a few weeks ago to replace the one that is not working in the camper. What a pain! You have to drop the old one down through the bottom of the camper, disconnecting all the wiring and each of the mounting bolts then dropping it to the ground. "Dropping" it being the key word as this thing weighs over 100lbs. While I did not drop it, it was not a gentle lowering of the generator either. It's still a work in progress as I needed a wire splice kit which went on our list for the next trip to Rapid. 

Meanwhile, Barb worked inside the camper where she tore out the carpet around the toilet. Who puts carpet around a toilet?!?!  She said it was absolutely disgusting. She had to remove the toilet itself as the carpet was actually underneath it. Once that was done, she set about replacing the carpet with vinyl planking as she did the rest of the floor. A little while later, when I went inside, I found her on her knees at the dog wash scrubbing the toilet while making gagging noises. 

As fun as that sounds, the next day it was time for some real fun when we went up to visit our niece Alana up in Spearfish to watch a few football games. One game led to two, which led to three which led to us spending the night before sneaking out at 5am the next morning and heading home. We had kind of planned on it and had packed accordingly. 

What a good time! This was our first football get together in their new home with their new tv room. Talk about a big screen TV! To give you an idea on just how big the TV is, we had Alana stand next to it for perspective. 

It was actually dizzying at first until your brain adjusted to it. But what a great place to watch The Sports Ball! We spent the day watching the Vikings lose, Denver win and the 49'er win the night game. Alana and Ryan actually had a bet riding on the 9'ers game and since they won, Alana now has to wear 49'ers gear every day they play through the rest of the season. 

The dogs played and played and played. Well, Zoey, Sophie and Loki. Dakota just laid on her bed and watched. 

When they were not playing, Zoey was tormenting their cat, Ollie. She was just obsessed with it! I am not sure if she wanted to play with it or kill it. 
They have a pet door built into their slider (to the right of Zoey in the picture above). Each of the pets, would come and go through that door throughout the day, except Zoey, she just could not figure that thing out. So anytime Ollie wanted to get away from Zoey he would just run out that door, all Zoey could do was stare through the window. 

The dogs eventually settled down and just chilled on the bed, blankets and couch. 
Of course, the floors were lava to Dakota so the only way to get her into the bedroom was to use two dog beds and have her play leapfrog on alternating beds until she was finally in the bedroom. Same thing on the way out in the morning, she just would not walk across those floors!

Tuesday it was back to work. This time for Kevin who was pouring concrete for a new project. He was pouring the slab for Doug and Lisa's son, Sam just north of Rapid City! 



4 hours and 4 trucks later, we had it all laid out. Barb picked me up and we headed home while Kevin spent the next 5 hours doing the finishing work. 

On the deer front I have been out hunting a few times, one night having 5 different bucks in front of me, but I have my eye on one guy who has yet to make an appearance in person. Here are a few shots I got this week with either my trail camera or handheld. 
It's almost like these guys posed for the trail camera!
Then there was this one who looks like she is standing up looking for someone.
These are three of the 5 bucks I saw while out the other day....
I took these with my Lumix

A few more trail cam pictures.
A bluejay dive-bombing the water tank
Playing follow the leader
A squirrel greeting a fawn!
This fawn was standing in the empty water tank while we were at the farm
I filled it when we got back
A coyote strolled by one morning
I saw this guy hanging out on our bathroom window!

I gotta go as I think I have a UTI, early on set dementia or maybe early menopause, I need to look it up on The Google to know for sure!

62 comments:

  1. We finally bit the bullet and now purchase the non-ad version of YT. We use it a lot, Sue often has it on when she’s doing her knitting, and it’s most inconvenient to have those commercials pooping up. It was actually a birthday gift initially.

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    1. That was an excellent birthday gift! It's something desired yet hard to actually spend the money on.

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  2. Youtube seems the way to go these days. Everyone seems to watch whatever they are interested in. I use it mostly to figure out how to fix things. :) Definitely cooler here now in the mornings. Not quite freezing but soon. Poor Barb fixing that toilet ... not the best job, and yes .... who puts carpet in a bathroom anyways. It will be nice and clean for your next adventure.

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    1. Do you ever wonder how we got along without YouTube? Like how did our parents and grandparents figure out how to fix things we now just look up on YouTube?

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  3. I struggle with a couple of those myself. Nice looking bucks. I hope you get a chance at The Next One.
    PS. It’s been 1 day with no stink bugs finally. Hoping the are gone for good!!

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    1. Oh, they are not gone, they are just in hiding and will appear when you last expect it!

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  4. That was me. Ug. Add early dementia.

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    1. I actually thought that comment was from Dino until I saw this followup!

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  5. Friends from overseas comment on all the drug commercials here. It's gotten completely out of hand. Like I'm going to tell my doctor what meds I need?? Don't know what you two will do if you ever run out of projects. Barb's toilet beats your generator! I can't believe how many bucks you get. 90% of our visits are nursery herds.

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    1. I bet doctors are so irritated with people coming in having self diagnosised

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  6. YouTube ads are great! I learn new words like perineum for areas of my body that I never knew were significant to have a name. I also learn of new diseases compared to bent carrots for parts of my body that I do find significant and thankfully not deformed. When I compare this to how demure ads were when I was a child, I can't imagine what my kids will be forced to watch when they are my current age.

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    1. Thanks for both of those. I had heard the first word but had to look it up to find out exactly what/where it is.
      Then my buddy Harry on Facebook (and now you) mentioned the bent carrot thing which I also had to look up. Now those images are burnt into my brain!

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  7. Nice looking deer! You have been busy. My husband is taking a hormone everyday for breast cancer, he has to take it for five years...mood swings, depression, anxiety and hot flashes...they put him into male menopause it is an adjustment. With all the ads on TV that say ask your Dr about ____ I am amazed that more people are not hypos:) I laugh everytime I see the bent carrot ad:)

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    1. Mr. Farside has had a rough go of it. Glad to read things are getting better though!

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  8. Is there a pill I can take so my friend’s illness doesn’t slip off on to me? Maybe I should wear protective goggles while reading certain blogs, or maybe I should wear a whole hazmat suit. Oh my, I suddenly feel …..faint, dizzy, nauseous, ……..
    I agree, Barb’s toilet out does your generator. How did you get so lucky to find such a pretty, smart, handy dandy lady like her? I wonder what the secret is?
    Do all of the deer in your area have the white patch on their necks or is that something from the camera?
    Good luck with the hunt, although I’m guessing you will need Barb along, just in case. lol.

    Deb

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    1. I would recommend the full hazmat followed by a cleanse in sanitizer. Especially if you are reading Dino's blogs!

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    2. Your deer do not have white throat patches? Must be a genetic thing. Some of ours have double throat patches.

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  9. I watch YouTube but haven't opted for ad free...yet, not sure I will, but I do love ❤️ YouTube. Carpet around a toilet...no. I don't like carpets at all, I prefer tile floors throughout my apartment, much easier to clean and looks better.
    I love all the animals in your photos.

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    1. We have LVP throughout our house except upstairs where we have carpet which needs to be restretched.

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  10. I had THE lols while I read this. Insert fist bump here.
    Also, proceed cautiously if you're joking about a UTI...it's funny until it happens to you! I had no idea, until I, uh, had an idea. Yikes. As Craig Ferguson says, "if you have a UT, you can have an I!" Haha.

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    1. Oh, I've had them more than once. Your brain wonders what the hell is going on until you figure out what it is.

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  11. YT is often on here. I don’t mind the commercials, for now anyway.

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    1. As a rule, I don't mind the commercials either although I do get tired of the ones that always repeat.

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  12. You sound worse than one of your other commenters. I think he goes by Tango or something like that. Your wife seems like she is very handy.

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  13. I yearn for the good ole days when they didn't advertise medicines. :)

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  14. According to Limitless Male's endless commercials I am suffering from low testosterone and should have that checked out immediately!
    Carpet in the bathroom! You guys have really fixed up your camper.
    I always enjoy seeing who has stopped by your place for water...or dive-bombing.
    The dogs are so funny.
    Have a wonderful weekend. :)

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    1. They call it "T" in the medical world. Mine got checked as part of my annual blood work, I am good to go for another year!

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  15. Like Barb, I’m not a big TV fan. Commercials are the worst! And have you noticed that when a commercial comes on that it is 10 times louder than the show is that you were watching? Kudos to Barb…tackling the toilet is not a job for everyone! Love all the deer and fingers crossed the “dive bombing” blue jay survived!

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    1. Yes! I just mute during the commercials. I was told that there was a regulation passed about the volume on commercials but have yet to notice any changes.

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  16. I just saw a tractor commercial, followed by a recliner commercial and then a pickup truck commercial. What videos are you watching?!?!?

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    1. You must be watching that rich person TV! Like YouTube TV. Us poor folk have to pay for our medications and cannot afford such luxuries

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  17. Before I got to the part where you mentioned needing "Cialis" I was going to make a comment like this: "Well, you know you are in trouble if you tell Barb that you need Cialis and her reply is, YES HUN, YOU DO!" Read it to Marcia and she really laughed when you listed all the side effects...

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  18. That is a big slab there, well it looks big.
    Can't believe someone put carpet under the toilet, not a clean job at all. Always love to see the dogs in a video, they do amuse themselves.
    TV ads, can't stand them - we pay not to have ads on YouTube and that also gives us free music to play in the car (stream), my husband watches more YouTube than he does free to air TV.

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    1. We don't get air TV out here even with an antenna so we have to rely on fiberoptic.

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  19. I try to avoid any medicine, there are way too many side effects. Barb is a busy bee, I can not imagine having carpet in a bathroom. I love all the dogs, cat and the deer photos. Take care, have a great day and a happy weekend!

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    1. Barb and I each have two medications we take daily. Sometimes I wonder if they are really necessary.

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  20. The Doctors must love it ... "I read it on google"!! Good luck with that menopause thing!! It's a bitch!! LOVE the game cam pics!! HATE concrete work!!!

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    1. Oh, I know they do. I once self-diagnosed and medicated myself for...wait for it, a UTI. The doctor was pissed saying that me self-medicating would affect the blood test. Turns out I was right but had the wrong antibiotic dosage.

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  21. Ah, so beautiful... I feel so comfortable, and I'm sure you do too, after Google told you that you won't have tartar for another three years...
    hug...
    I was so happy, I had such a good time.
    Thank you.
    Happy weekend to all of you.
    p.s. and the wildlife camera pictures are great again, yup.

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  22. When you return home after a long trip, there are always tons of things to do inside and outside and bad weather is good for the inside. I'm so very glad that you are presumably all right -- despite what the drug makers will have you think!

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    1. I am presumably just fine, other than natural aches and pains.

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  23. and oh goodness....you dare not look up any ailment that you think you might have..on the web. You will think you only have a few days left to live after reading about any medical issues. This looks like it is going to be a big home from the looks of the slab.. Carpet in a bathroom...NOPE, never!! My Elderly in-laws had carpet in the toilet area. This was a disaster for sure. Hope you and Barb enjoy the weekend... I sure enjoyed your photos..

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    1. Disgusting that is for sure. As Barb would ask, "Can men control themselves at all?" If you frequent men's bathrooms you already know that answer to that is no.

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  24. I was just going thru your comments and I can't believe I was mentioned twice. I must be living rent free in your blog. LOL. I am glad I don't watch TV because I may turn into a hypochondriac also. It's bad enough Lisa refers to Dr. Google daily about me anyways. Carpet around the toilet is just wrong. There was a time when I was a carpet salesman and we would sell a lot of kitchen carpet. Another place where it is wrong. Barb is so handy. Send her our way, we have some projects for her.

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    1. I guess you have nothing better to do now that you are immobile. There is no way that you could become a hypochondriac as you basically have every malady known to man already. We had carpet in the kitchen growing up. I just remember how it stained and why a family with 7 kids would have carpet in the kitchen. Barb is left-handed so she does not do things the same was as 90% of the population.

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  25. Stay off The Google. I had a headache one time and thought I had a brain tumor after looking up my symptoms. 🤣🤣 It's funny she agreed with you on a couple of things though.

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    1. The Google! You are right about looking things up though, it basically tells you you are going to die.

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  26. hehehe...we use a dvr and i usually zip right over the commercials and advertisements. the few i have watched i always think "who in the world would take that medication with that list of side effects?" my doctors often tell me "do not go home and google that" or when i appear to know too much about something, they will say "oh i see you have been on webmd!!! enough about that!! i would LOVE to have barbs energy, i must confess, i have no trouble sitting on the couch, tv on, knitting for hours!! the cam pictures are awesome...i featured a bluejay and squirrel today!! enjoy the rest of your weekend!!

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    1. I wonder if those medications really have all those side effects or if they list them "just in case". Barb had a couple of things going on so she looked them up and everything they listed was worst case scenario and panicked her.

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  27. Too funny!! Between MedMD and the commercials everyone is diagnosing themselves. Doctors must just want to scream. Guess maybe you need YT without commercials. Strange why Dakota won't walk on the floor. But that TV is over the top crazy! Beautiful wildlife cam photos. Just leave them be!!!

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    1. Dakota has always been like that, for whatever reason she panics and slips around on anything up concrete and carpet.

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  28. My husband is one of those "the excema" or "the psoriasis" type of people. I wonder what that happens. :) And Phat Fish brewing. I've been there. They had good beer. It's been a few years though. We stayed in Dickinson a few days back last trip when we traveled through the Dakotas. Holy cow that is one big TV too. It's not a TV, it's a movie screen. I guess if you watch a lot of TV or movies and have the space it would be nice, but I think that would take up my whole house. And I know about the lava floor for the dogs. Pete's that way in our kitchen, which is tough for a dog because the kitchen has so much food and you know how dogs are with food. And the cat looks like one I used to have and Miss Maddie felt the same way about it as Zoey does. I never did figure out if she just wanted to play or didn't like the cat. This was a fun post, and I hope you're having a good weekend.

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  29. Hilarious! Thankfully we don’t get anywhere near the drug ads in Canada. That’s a nasty job Barb tackled! 🤢 Those are some great looking bucks. Just got back from another unsuccessful hunt. Only one doe spotted in 6 days of miserable wet weather. Once we were back in civilization on the way home I saw 5 deer including one in Rob’s yard! So I will have to live vicariously through you and your hunt…again!
    Cheers!

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  30. LOL! You're suffering from everything under the sun, but still manage to take some wonderful photographs and video.

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  31. My dad was somewhat of an hypochondriac not due to drug commercials as we don't have many of those here. Carpet around a toilet is weird, I liked all the photos

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  32. The screen is so big.. way too big. When we bought our current house one of the bathrooms was fully carpeted. So eww.

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  33. You are a hoot! I do enjoy your posts.
    I must be honest, I put parts of the Thanksgiving turkey in front of the trailcam. I do that at Christmas, too!

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  34. Nice trail cam photos. The bathroom project does not sound fun. I can't believe how big that tv was. I am the opposite of a hypochondriac, I ignore everything and hope for the best.

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