Wednesday, August 27, 2025

À la carte

 That word came to mind this week as I drove the grain cart all week. Bob S. had to go back home for a wedding. That left an opening in the grain cart. I was more than happy to fill that spot as the tractor has air conditioning and with temps in the 90's AC is much appreciated! Despite having them worked on the trucks, not so much at the moment. 

I have reached the two week point at being away from home. This is when I start getting homesick and count the days until I am released from my servitude and am allowed to roam the country free again. At this point, it is unknown when they will let that happen. I am thinking 10-14 days, I will find out more at my parole hearing later this week. 

We worked on wheat most of the week, getting into the field about noon and home about 10ish depending on the moisture levels and humidity. 

Then sunsets here are beautiful. And there is something about watching the sunset from the cab of a tractor that makes it even more beautifuler (that was for all you teachers out there!).

Here is a video of Dylan thinking he is a he-man of sorts. There was a round bale in the edge of the field that was in the way, his 29-year-old ego and brain said, "No problem, I will just roll it out of the way". Not so much!

Holly had a special surprise waiting for us at our last wheat field. She had planned an impromptu picnic in the field! Complete with a grill, burgers and all the fix'ins! All the spouses and kids attended as well. DeAnne, Stephanie, and Sydney. 

We then took group pictures in front of some of the equipment. She is thinking of making it an annual tradition, I think it is a great idea! She even made a Facebook reel about it which you can see here.

After that field was done, we moved on to Canola! Much slower pace for the cart driver. While wheat can be anywhere from 50-100 bushels/acre, Canola is more like 30-50bu/acre meaning I have a lot more downtime between dumps. Same goes for the truck driver too.

Of course, there is always the morning fueling of the combines. One thing I forgot to mention is that sometime while doing that we are also fixing guards and sections on the header. The header is the thing in front of the combine that gathers all the grain as the combine goes across the field. The section are little cutting blades that cut the stalk of the plant and the guards, well they guard the sections from rocks and other debris. Both are constantly getting broken; we often have to replace 4-10 sections a day. 

Meanwhile back in South Dakota, Barb is as busy as usual. Just when I thought we were done with the rock wall outside the house I caught this image of her scrubbing the wall with what appeared to be my toothbrush! I certainly hope I am wrong as I was planning on using that thing when I got home after being gone for several weeks!

When I called her to see what the heck she was doing, she said she was scrubbing the face of the stone with Muric acid where we got mortar on them. I knew she was a compulsive clean freak, but this is taking it to a whole new level! But what there is more. She said she also took everything out of each and every cabinet and cupboard and cleaned inside of them as well. While I think this is a little over the top for my standards, it is also one of the things I love about her!

Yet another day she texted me a picture of a door saying that she thinks she found a door for her workshop on Marketplace, and she was going to look at it. Now everyone knows that Marketplace is full of reputable sellers and women alone should just rush right to strange houses to look at items, right? Well, that is what she did. Next thing I know she is texting me pictures of windows, insulation, heaters, saws, sanders... She said she was going home to get the trailer so she could bring home all the treasures she bought. 

Here is where I knew that I married a strong and capable woman.... (As if I didn't know it already). The enclosed trailer had fallen off the block of the wood holding it up a week before I left and I had yet to put it back up on the block. This means Barb would not be able to get it on the Jeep without getting a hand jack and lifting it up. I called her and explained the situation to her and to her credit, she did not give one sigh of frustration, she just asked where the jack was and went to! Next thing I knew I received this picture of our trailer full of stuff she bought from the guy! I am sure the guy is going to talk about this crazy lady who showed up at his house to look at a door and drove away with a trailer full, leaving $1,000 behind in the process. We needed all that stuff and it would have cost well over twice that much if we bought it new, so it was a win/win for everyone involved. Especially me, as I did not have to load a thing!

Last, but not least, she broke out the log splitter. I had cut down a couple of standing dead trees before I left at Barb's request as she said she might "put up some wood". Next thing I know I get a couple of photos of a pile of split wood and a full wood storage area!


The critter cams this week showed more of the same. Deer and turkeys. Still fun to see though!


A different kind of "dear"! (or turkey depending on your perspective)

I know I get in trouble if I do not include at least one dog picture in a post. This week I have several for you! First are Dylan's two dogs, Nova and Nellie. They just hang around the farm all day waiting for someone to play with them. 

Barb sent me a few pictures of Zoey and Dakota. Zoey is being her usual goofy self while Dakota is more content just being around Barb and sleeping. 


I do have one "Find the Frenchie" photo for you. Why she does this, I have no idea, but it seems to be a trait with Frenchies. If you google "Find the Frenchie" you will see all sorts of images they seem to be peeking around things to see what you are up to!

You know how much I love picking on my "friend" Dino. The last "dog" image for the week is this one I found on Facebook. Now some of you may think this article was doctored up a little bit, but I assure you, it has not and since it is now on the internet it is true. As we all know, everything on the internet is true!

So, if you see this guy walking around your town, run. Run very fast. Well, at least at a fast-paced walk as he is practically an invalid and limps along at pretty much a snail's pace. 

69 comments:

  1. When I was a kid on the farm, things were done at a much slower pace. Every day lunch was a picnic lunch in the fields served off the pickup tailgate. It didn't seem all that unusual at the time to eat freshly fried chicken and then sit there for an hour afterwards talking before deciding to get back to the field work. I blame the Farm Crisis of the 80's for changing all that. My parents ended up buying out some of the neighboring farms and soon we didn't have time to stop for a picnic lunch anymore. We had to eat it from plastic baggies bouncing around in our cabs. Definitely doesn't create a lot of memories that way.

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    1. Oh, it creates memories, just not good ones! Our lunches and suppers are eaten bouncing in the cab down the field. Fried chicken sounds pretty good right about now. I bet you mom made a mean fried chicken!

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  2. Tell Dylan he needs to carry a 6' pry bar on that rig. Easy peasy! I admit, I'm happy to know there is another gal who likes to get stuff done. I know, we're weird, but I love doing constructive things like splitting wood. I bet she got some cool stuff in the trailer and the best part ... no one was there to tell her NO. You go girl!!!!!

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    1. You and Barb have a lot in common. Thankfully she is not into quilting, which is why I hope you two never meet in person!

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  3. Hello,
    Both you and Barb are amazing and must love keeping busy. It is great Barb found some great deals. Love all the cute doggies and the Find the Frenchie photos. Great captures of the deer and turkeys. Take care, have a great day!

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    1. I cannot wait until the bucks start getting active. I live for the fall, seeing them and getting out in the woods!

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  4. I enjoy your posts about farming! And that Barb is my inspiration! Wood splitting!! Good for her finding all that stuff that you will need! The "find the Frenchie" photo was a hard one--had to enlarge it to find the pooch!

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    1. Zoey is so weird, it is almost like she does that on purpose!

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  5. Good morning Jim…I love the photos of the wheat fields and at sunset is all the more beautiful. Nothing like staying busy to help pass the time, but geeze, Barb has got some muscle power! Cleaning yes…even with a toothbrush…but no way could (even I wanted to ) split and stack wood and load heavy boxes. Kudos to Barb and kudos to you for helping at the farm! Love the puppy photos!

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    1. I think she looks forward to me leaving for a few weeks each year so she can do her own thing without anyone bothering her!

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  6. Good morning I enjoy reading your post-reminds me of all the stuff my husband and I did when we were younger-you make a great team-

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    1. Just a few more short years and we too will be reading about others doing these physical things rather than doing them ourselves.

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  7. He really did try to roll that hay bale!
    Always so interesting to hear about the farm. Seeing the picnic photos was great!
    Barb is one amazing woman! :)

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    1. She is an amazing woman, I honestly do not know anyone stronger, both physically and mentally.

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  8. Dylan certainly gave it an honest effort, and nothing seems to holds Barb back when you’re not around. Poor Dino! 🤣
    Stay safe!

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    1. After he saw the video he said "I almost had it, I should have tried one more time!"

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  9. You have good goings-on at both places, but particularly at home. BTW the proper grammar is " much more beautifuller."

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    1. Perfect! I am sure I will think Barb is much more beautifuller when I get home!

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  10. Oh, I also meant to commend you on your sense of humour.

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    1. A sense of humor can be good, bad, dark, or something entirely different. Exactly what were you thinking?

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  11. I don't know how Dino hasn't killed you yet! Hahahahaaa! Wow, Barb is just amazing! She has really got so much done! She is very inspiring! I wish I had half of her energy! You are a blessed man! Hope harvest season continues to go well. The farmers around here are busy at it as well. Thankfully, it's been very dry, so they are having good luck with not having to deal with the rain. But we sure could use some. Praying it comes at the right time for everyone.

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    1. We are meeting up later this fall, maybe he is planning his revenge for that point. He is a good sport and just rolls with it. It has been dry here as well, especially at home, we desperately need some precipitation!

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  12. Serial butt sniffer? LOL
    You are keeping quite busy. Good thing the tractor has AC with those temps.

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    1. The air conditioning is a God send, you certainly miss it when you are driving truck!

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  13. That's why you go work at the Farm while Barb is getting everything fixed at Home. Looks like you'll be sucking up for a while.
    Stay Safe and Enjoy!

    It's about time.

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  14. Well done, Barb. Nothing keeps you back!

    Long days in the fields. I haven’t seen canola being harvested here yet but the wheat is in. I hope your next two weeks go safely and quickly.

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    1. There were only a couple of canola fields ready, the rest we need to wait a few days for. But Chris is finding other things for us to do!

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  15. The impromptu picnic in the field sounds so fun!! Except you had to get out of the air conditioned cab :-) Cleaning out all the cupboards then splitting and stacking wood are really therapeutic, especially when you're home alone so I get it Barb! Of course I can only comfortably do one of those now.

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    1. While she keeps busy when I am there, she saves these kind of things for when I am gone.

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  16. Dyland wouldn't need to go to the Gym then!
    Seems you have been busy taking time out to appreciate the sunsets.
    Always love to see the dogs, marvelous creatures.
    Your dear wife is sure a good one doing all those things - keeps her busy I guess.

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    1. She has to keep busy; she is not one to just idly sit by and watch the day go by. Both a blessing and a curse, I guess.

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    1. What is life you cannot mix a little fun in with the hard work?!?!?

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  18. It sounds like you are in Barb's way when you are home and she can accomplish so much more when you are gone. : )

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    1. She had been making a list titled, "Things to do when Jim is at the farm.", for several weeks before I left, so I am certain you are right!

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  19. Always good for a good chuckle Jim...of course, it will be even funnier when Barb slams that new door on your butt the first time she does a test "open and close" once installed.

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    1. She probably will! Saying something like, "Thanks for installing the door, now get out!".

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  20. Just minding my own business when out of the blue I get slandered. They have these new inventions called trailer tongue jacks. Most stores have them, even Walmart(your favorite campground). Harbor Freight has great deals on them. For Batb's sake, spend some of that farm money on one. Cheap bastard. How's that for getting slandered?

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    1. Dang! Why are you being so mean to me?!?!
      Dem der jacks are for sissys, you just gotta man up and lift that trailer onto the ball!

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    2. I want to be around when you tell Barb to "man up".

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  21. Oh yeah, it's great to have some time to tackle the "she do" list when the "he" is not there. She's a go-getter for sure. The farm looks beautiful in that reel of the picnic. Stick with it there in ND, after all, you never know what Barb'll get done while you gone, maybe the house will be painted blue.

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    1. Don't scare me like that! She might paint a door or two, but that's probably about it.

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  22. Wow Barb has been real busy all the while you are sitting in a tractor with AC! I hope she got everything she needed for her workshop! Stay safe out there on the farm!

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    1. Now when I get back she will want to hit it hard and I'll be ready to just chill for a few days.

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  23. I know I've already said this, but your farm views are so different from life here I New Hampshire. Just the open space. I don't think I'd want to live in such open space, but I do love visiting and seeing it. and I found the Frenchie. Having dogs I know where to look Barb is inspiring me to get started on my big project of putting in a flagstone little patio off the deck. More to come with that as the weather cools off. Have fun, and I hope your'e home soon.

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    1. Oh boy, good luck with that project! Can't wait to see how it goes.

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  24. I love your tractor sunsets. LOL at the attempts to roll the bale of hay!

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    1. I do enjoy those. Such wide-open land, it makes for beautiful sunsets!

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  25. Lucky break! Nothing beats having AC in the tractor when it's that hot out. Stay cool out there! 🌾😎

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  26. you have a wonderful sense of humor, i hope things "go well" for you at your parole hearing!! everything looks great there, a lot of hard work, i hope you get to go home soon!! could you send bard to me, i could really use her energy. barb and dylan are both he-people!! love the deer!! enjoy your weekend!!

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    1. We do enjoy your area, so just maybe we could arrange for her to come out and work on a project or two!

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  27. You do amazing work. So does Barb! Wow.
    I could use some help. We've a roof leak, and a chimney that needs repointing.
    Thanks for the correction of the fisher/otter! I don't know what I was thinking. It's been a week.

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    1. Roof leaks and repointing just might be above our paygrade. Roof leaks can be easy at times, other times they can be very frustrating to find and fix!

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  28. How neat to have a surprise picnic in the field. Good tradition to continue. Such a beautifuler sunset;)) Glad you're enjoying your farming time. Love the video!! Haha! But you do need to get home. Who knows what Barb may attack next!!! She definitely doesn't like to be still. Again she exhausts me. What a hard worker. Glad you included the puppy photos. I found Zoey! But I, too, had to enlarge the photo.

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    1. Just a few days left until I head home and see what Barb has been up to! I could use a few down days before hitting the list she no doubt has waiting for me.

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  29. Maybe Barb could line up some additional farm work in Iowa for you, as I hear the harvest runs later there. More FB Marketplace money!

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    1. I would think that she is just about done outfitting her shop. But then again, there are lights, steel siding for the inside, and Lord knows what else!

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  30. Although I have NEVER done farm work, I can tell that would be some butt kicking work. As a teen or a young woman, I might have been able to handle some of it but wow, NOW, I could not do it. Going out early to feed horses was enough for me 10 yrs ago! WHIMP....Yep, that's me! Whimpy Whimp! A picnic in the field, how cool. When my kids were younger we would have them in the backyard, but on cold days we would have them in the living room. But a real live picnic, I have not done in years.

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    1. You should do it, you live in the perfect part of the country for an outdoor picnic!

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  31. I like reading about stuff I know bugga all about

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    1. There is not much you know bugga about, so I'll take that as a win!

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  32. I am always impressed with how hardworking hubs cousins are in ND, and this applies to all our farming families. Loved all the dog photos and enjoyed another great read. Happy Labor Day! Seems fitting to say that to you after reading your post. Always love the humor too.

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  33. You do amazing work! Your photos are great! When I saw the turkey....would you believe that a few have made their way here to Montreal? LOL! Yes, indeed! I have seen a few, but never together, one at a time, in different places. I love birds and all nature so for me it is always fun to see them.
    Love your posts, thank you so much for sharing.

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    1. Turkeys are quite adaptive and will thrive once to get a foothold in an area. I suspect that weather would be a factor up in that area though!

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  34. I loved everything about this post, Jim. Especially the parts about that wonder woman you married. Wow!
    I watched the video on Facebook too. That was really nice. Showed it to Larry too, since i am always telling him what all you get up to. I won't tell him about Barb, though, as he might start getting ideas about what I should be doing!

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    1. Ha! That's funny right there. She has been up to her same antics since I have been home as well. I do not mind at all as that is less that I have to do!

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