Sunday, June 17, 2018

The Hike..... a.k.a Dino's Death March


The sun hit the calm water acting like a mirror as it reflected the image of the granite pillars emerging from the depths of the lake. The laughter of children echoed as they played at the water’s edge.  This was the scene at the trailhead of our first hike in the Black Hills this season. We were with good friends Dino and Lisa who made the 9 hour trek from northwest Minnesota to visit our little oasis. 
Our plan was to hike the 2.8 mile Sunday Gulch Trail touted as one of the best hikes in the hills. Rated as “Strenuous” due to the vast elevation change it was the perfect trail for our inaugural hike. Does it get any better? Depends on who you ask……
If Dino were to write the opening to this post it would go something like this…..
Day 2 of our so called “vacation”. All I have done so far is work! “Hey Dino, want to drive the skidsteer and level some prairie dog mounds?” Two hours of bouncing around later my arthritic hands and calcified arches are killing me! And what does Jim give me when I return? A warm beer! Now they want me to go on this 2.8 mile death march with screaming kids everywhere! Imagine what kind of bacteria there is in that water with all those screamers running around.

But off we go dodging crying kids, bickering spouses and dogs that won’t shut up. Did I mention my calcified arches are killing me? I am not complaining, I am just saying… Down and down we go getting our feet soaked in these muddy patches of water. Don’t these people know what goes down must come up? How far down does this damn trail go? Jim is in the lead and keeps passing logs and stumps that are perfect for resting areas my feet. Did I mention they hurt? I have a medical condition, I am not complaining just thought you should know. 
We finally get to the bottom of the death march, now it is all up hill, but wait it looks like Jim and the girls are taking a break on the log ahead! Finally! As I catch up they stand up and start hiking again! What about my arches? They need to rest! Ugh, onward we go, one foot in front of the other… It will be fun they said, best hike in the hills they said…. What’s that up ahead? Stairs and handrails? You have got to be freaking kidding me, how are my arthritic hands supposed to grip those?!?!
Well, that is how I envision Dino’s opening to this posts. I better stop with his interpretation before I lose too many readers. It seems like more of the hikers we saw were doing the trail counterclockwise but several of the reviews we read said to do it clockwise and we did not regret it. The trail was not too crowded and with most of the people going the other way, we only ran into ½ dozen people going our direction. The occasional tour helicopter would fly over as it took tourists on the area sights.


The trail started out at Sylvan Lake whose large rock formations will just leave you in awe. We climbed and wound through several of these formations then started a 1.5 mile downward trek which provided great views of the surrounding countryside.
Beautiful Scenery!
Everyone was all smiles at the trailhead!



Once at the bottom there is a hairpin turn which leads you back up the gulch. There are several stream crossings requiring you to cross on rocks or logs but if you are careful you can do it without getting your feet wet.

Here comes the stairs!

One of several log crossings
We were all having a good time, Dino was quieter than usual and mentioned something about calcification but I was looking at the scenery and did not really catch what he was saying. The downside of going clockwise is that the last mile is at a pretty good uphill grade. But up we went like 4 little ants in a row. 
More stairs!

And more.....

Up and up we go!
Everyone once in a while we would stop and wait for Dino to catch up as I was sure he did not want to hike alone. When he would catch up, off we would go again…. At one point I thought I heard Dino say something about a Death March but I am not sure. At another point, he must have seen someone he knew in one of the passing helicopters as he took off his shirt and was waving it yelling “I am over here!” Dino can be so silly sometimes.
Break time!

Another stream crossing
  
Back to the lake
Soon we came to a series of rock and concrete stairs with handrails. How cool is that? The stream ran down beside many of the stairs and we were able to see some trout in the deeper pools. Up and up we went breathing in the fresh air and working our calves and looking at all the cool formations. Dino mentioned something about arches but I did not see any. Maybe he was talking about an arch he saw last year in Moab.
Last uphill stretch!
Overall, it took us a little less than three hours and was a great hike. I would highly recommend for anyone in the area. What’s up for tomorrow? I see Dino and Lisa brought their bikes, maybe we will go for a bike ride!

18 comments:

  1. Poor Dino! You were certainly a good friend!!! Or not! I remember someone taking you and Barb on a ten miler that wasn't TOO bad as we climbed Wasson Peak! This looks very cool especially the steps in the rocks. But no one likes the steep up at the end.

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    1. It was actually a very good hike, you will have to do it if you guys get to this area! Wasson was a great hike, really enjoyed the "lunch with a view"!

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    2. Please don't believe anything that comes out of his pie hole. He said it was paved and smooth and approved by the arthritis foundation.

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  2. Glad Dino survived, as we are looking forward to reading his side of the story. 😉

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    1. Barb reminded me that paybacks can be hell, so I am prepared!

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  3. So funny. In Dino’s defense I have gone on one of those “easy little hikes” with you that kicked my butt. . Glad you brought him back alive!!

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    1. It was touch and go for a while.....Thank goodness he made it otherwise we would have had to carry him out!

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  4. Looks like a fun hike. Always enjoy your humorous posts!

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  5. Great post I was lol the hold time I was reading it.
    It looks like a great hike,I would do it if the rain would stop 🌧☔

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    1. Thanks for stopping by and all your help! I would not have gotten nearly as much done without you.

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    2. He discovered that I am more of a supervisor than a laborer. Thanks for taking my workload. LOL.

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    1. It was a great hike that everyone should try to get out on if possible.

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  7. "I wonder why Dino and Lisa never come back to visit," Jim thinks to himself as he gets their voicemail once again. :-)

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    1. I assume they is just busy whenever I call and will call me back as soon as they can!

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  8. Hilarious post...love the bantering between you and Dino!

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