Do you believe in black magic? Curses? Spells? I typically don't, but every once in a while, I get a not so gentle reminder that maybe it does exist. During those times I swear someone has a voodoo doll of me and is having fun at my expense.
I'll be walking along and all of a sudden, I am on the ground, my knee will go out. No warning, just me stumbling because my knee forgot its important role in keeping me upright. Or, I am sitting there minding my own business and someone jabs a pin into the side of my voodoo doll. Again, no warning, just a sharp pain and a yelp as Barb looks over at me as though I have lost my mind.
Ah, the joys of getting old. Luckily, whoever has my doll does not know how to create cramps. Whoever has Dino's voodoo doll specializes in cramps as that is all I hear about when I talk to him. Unlike Dino, I am able to "man up" and carry on a normal life, not curl up in the fetal position whining and sucking my thumb.
One of the first things I did upon arriving home was to check the trail camera on the small critter waterer that I had put up just before leaving for the farm. My intention was to provide water to the turkeys, rabbits and other small critters that could not reach the water in the bigger tank. The actual results are a little different than that. It turns out it is more like a glorified bird bath providing a place for the local bird population to come and get a drink.
Robins, bluebirds, finches, chickadees and crows. Not a single turkey or rabbit. Well, there was one rabbit, but it looked like a hop-by and it did not drink from the tank.
One unexpected visitor was a pair of mice who seem to spend almost every night near the waterer.
As far as big critters go, there was one deer who checked it out and a couple of calves from the neighboring ranch which is particularly interesting due to the fact that they are not supposed to be over here.
The neighboring ranch has about 100 head of cattle, cows, calves and heifers. All kept in by electric fencing. Despite that, there was two pair (two moms and two calves) that spend more time on our side of the fence than they do on their side of the fence. How, we have no idea. The way is obvious, as everyone knows the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. It does not bother us, and we just let them do their thing on our side of the fence.
The other day however, there were 40 or so head on the wrong side of the fence. Not our side, but on the road. That is not a good scenario, and the rancher was out of town for the weekend, so Barb and I jumped in the side by side and jeep and got them wrangled up and back into their proper pasture. No pictures as it was too action packed to take pictures. They had pushed a steel panel away from one of the sheds on their property creating an escape route where they could enjoy the green grass in the field and ditches adjacent to the road.
In fact, here is a picture I took a day or two ago. Not the best picture as it was taken through the screen, but a lot going on. The first thing you probably noticed is the three deer enjoying the green grass. Beyond that you can see the two pair of cattle under the windmill getting a drink of water. What you probably did not notice was the dozen or so goldfinches on the ground in the foreground. I could not help but think to myself "It doesn't get any better than this" to look out and see this from your living room window.
What else did we do this week? After being gone the last 3 or so weeks, I had some spring maintenance to take care of. First up was draining, cleaning and refilling the hot tub.
Then it was up on the roof to clean the chimney. Not a task I enjoy as I have to climb a 16' ladder and climb onto the roof.
Then it was time to spray weeds. They are popping up everywhere in the driveway and patio area. If we do not take care of them now, it will be a mess by the time we get back from our next adventure.
I installed a pair of lithium batteries and a wireless rear-view camera on the camper. I am looking forward to seeing how these perform on our upcoming trip.
There was a camera on the back of the camper when we got it, but it never worked and was not wireless.
I also worked on the boat getting it back together after removing the old carpet and recovering it with marine vinyl. As you can see from the "before" picture, the carpet was worn and torn. This was a long process, and I am so happy to have it at least this far for now so we can get out fishing soon!
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While I was doing that, Barb was working in her workshop making a frame for the painting our friend Greg gave us recently. He is such a talented artist, and this frame is perfect for it!
She then put up some peg board and went about organizing her tools.
Speaking of Greg, we went over to his house for happy hour followed by supper at Kevin and Cheryl's. While we did not take any pictures of that event, we did take a few of the day that Ryan, Alana, Dan and Bonnie came over for an afternoon.
Ryan and Alana of course brought Sophie and Loki for a doggie play date. What they did not realize was that it was dress up day and were going to be totally humiliated!
We played Shake-a-day and sh#tbox with many laughs all around. The highlight of the day is pictured below. If you look in the background, you see Bonnie laughing her ass off. If you look in the foreground, you see the reason. Look at the bottom of Dan's glass.....was when it was Dan's turn for shake-a-day and after his first shake, instead of putting the dice back into the dice cup, he deposited them into his drink glass!
I did treat myself to a new shotgun the other day. A new 12 gauge over/under pheasant gun. Much lighter than my old one. I cannot wait for this fall to get it out in the field!
Last, but not least we made some venison sausage on Sunday afternoon to take with us. This is our first attempt at this type of sausage. After a couple hours of smoking and cooling off, it was ready to package. It is delicious!
I will leave you with this picture that Chris sent me from the farm. He was out checking fields with his drone when he came across the moose with two calves. How cool is that?!?!?
The past 10 days have gone super quick as we had a lot to do before we head out again. Our next post will come to you from somewhere out west where will be spending some time in Barb's old stomping grounds on the Oregon coast! Now if you will excuse me, I need to grab my Dino doll, I think a cramp is in order!
Wow! Where to start with my rebuttal. For years I have been ridiculed for my ailments and being prone to all sorts of cramps. I was harangued and belittled by the peanut gallery nonstop. The butt of so many jokes. Now things happen to you, out of the blue, and you act like Moses coming down from the mountain. Like they say, "The shoe is on the other foot now". Secondly you got some facts wrong, again. You said that you built that little watering hole for the critters. "YOU"? I thought you said it was a team effort? Me being the team and you just watched. And thirdly. How do you put a camper on the back of your camper? Just more jibberish to confuse the masses? Sometimes I think you used to write for CNN.
ReplyDeleteYou best watch your tongue my friend, for it is I who control your cramps, pains and other ailments. I suggest you think twice, or I will but a mole on the middle of your forehead!
DeleteYou guys sure never sit still very long. Safe travels to the coast. Oregon is so beautiful.
ReplyDeleteSure wish it was a bit easier to get up your way, we would love to visit!
DeleteI'm tired just thinking about all the physical work you've done.
ReplyDeleteWe do get a fair amount of rest as well. Soon we will be on the road with little thought of work!
Deletethat's not voodoo...that's old age man!! i would love to share my comments on all of your comings and goings but by the time i am done reading, i can't even remember half of it!! i think i read you are going on another trip?? have fun!! i am a hard worker...in air conditioning, my fingers type quickly and accurately!! i LOVE the last picture, from the drone. all the capture were wonderful but i started sweating looking at them!! hehehehe
ReplyDeleteI told Chris that that was a picture of a lifetime right there!
DeleteGood work on the boat and workroom. Any chance you’ll still be in OR or WA in July?
ReplyDeleteIf you ever find yourself wearing a colorful tu-tu tiptoeing through the meadows…. It wasn’t me! 😆
Again? Last time I blamed it on the bourbon and here it was you all along?!?!?We will only be gone about 3 weeks this trip.
DeleteOh the sausage looks good. Loved the pictures of the birds.
ReplyDeleteI had a taste when it was all done. I think these are going to become part of our regular process!
DeleteIt's bad when you HURT in places you never knew could HURT like they do...
ReplyDeleteOverall, my pains are not too bad compared to others, say like Dino. Either that or he is just a big whiner.
DeleteBlack magic and curses and voodoo dolls are not something I take seriously but reading this I get why you think someone made a voodoo doll of you......lol
ReplyDeleteBloody great photos
Dino said that Lisa had taken some of my hair when she cut my hair last month. He in turn, made a voodoo doll with it which explains my recent aches and pains.
DeleteThe moose and calves - wow, so cool. So many varieties of birds too. Good job with the sausage making.
ReplyDeleteThat was very cool. They did not stick around and harass them, just a quick picture and the drone was gone.
DeleteYou had a good week. I love your water hole photos. And the doggies too. We had a bear last week and my 2 haven't settled down yet. Every noise they hear gets them barking, no matter what the hour. Every dog we've had just doesn't like bears. I wonder if that is true for all dogs. I wonder if that Mama moose and her babies is the same big moose you saw. Have a super week. And enjoy your sausage.
ReplyDeleteI am thinking not. I think the moose I saw was a yearling and this one definitely looks bigger. We do not have bear here, which is weird as it is the perfect habitat for them.
DeleteIt really sucks when the brain still feels young but the body starts to wear out! Your critter cam pics are always entertaining. Safe travels to the coast!
ReplyDeleteIt does. We have not had any major ailments yet such as knee surgeries. I am sure that will come soon enough!
DeleteYou guys can get more things accomplished in such a short period of time I almost feel guilty! But then I remember I have a lot of years on you both. Barb’s workshop looks so neat! And the frame and painting is really pretty. The boat looks great…will you take it to Oregon? I can’t wait to read about your adventures there…we never made it to the Oregon coast.
ReplyDeleteYou NEED to get to the Oregon coast. Newport, Coos Bay, Winchester and the like. You will not be disappointed!
DeleteHave fun travel safely watch out for idiots!
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty much impossible, they are everywhere!
DeleteI really enjoyed your post this morning.
ReplyDeleteDon't know about the magic stuff but strange things sure do happen at times. And, yep, it seems they increase the older we get.
From your man-made watering hole to that purty new scattergun to the prospect of going fishing to the great-looking sausage to moose(!) in a field.
Life is good.
Hopefully that scattergun does more than just scatter the pheasants! I have to wait another 5 months before I can put it to the test with actual birds. Something I am already looking forward to!
DeleteMy son loves new hunting guns...I joke with him that he has one for every finger now, ha.
ReplyDeleteThis is my first one in a while and quite likely my last.
DeleteI'm glad I don't have a freezer full of those sausages. I would definitely have made a glutton of myself eating them.
ReplyDeleteOh, they are delicious! We are only taking 3 packs on our trip so we can make them last.
DeleteYou got some great views from the camera. And wonderful times with people and pets you love. Ah, the voodoo doll. Yes, they're out there. And I'd love to know who's poking into me now and then!
ReplyDeleteRight? I have a couple suspects in mind for mine!
DeletePains and their origin and departure are a mystery. Enjoy your upcoming excursion.
ReplyDeleteI see your Canadian's made the next round of the playoffs!
DeleteHello,
ReplyDeleteI think we may all have those pains that just appear. I try not to whine, it doesn't help.
I love all your bird and critter photos, especially the moose. The dogs playing dress up are cute. I love the Oregon coast, have a great trip! Take care, have a great day!
We are so looking forward to getting to the coast. Not the best time of the year, but it fit into our schedule.
DeleteYou've had a lot of spring chores to take care of. When my dad went hunting, he would bring home venison at times, and my mom would cook it, and he always made us try everything. Your smoked venison sausage looks good. I always enjoy seeing those deer around your area. So many different birds you see at the critter waterer. Seeing the mice would have freaked me out though, as I have a dreadful fear of them. That's a nice painting your friend made, and it looks good with the frame!
ReplyDeleteMice freak me out in the house, not outside. We do have them occasionally in the garage, but the house is pretty tight.
DeleteNaughty cow.. cows? Is the word cow singular and plural? Anyway.. it was nice and neighborly of you to wrangle them. Great bird pics.
ReplyDeleteCow, cows, calf, calves, bulls, steer and heifers about covers it. Or you can just say cattle, that really covers it.
DeleteLooking forward to seeing your next adventure. Have fun.
ReplyDeleteSo are we, we are so excited!
DeleteThere is never an end of things to be done on a property. What do you spray on your weeds? We have a fair amount of rock (put down by the previous owner) that looks great for a few years but the damned weeds eventually find their way through the weed barrier and among the gravel/rocks.
ReplyDeleteCows are dumb - good of you to round them up for the neighbour.
Enjoy your travels! I'll look forward to seeing the photos.
We use a combination of products; Roundup for one. We also use a pre-emergent to get those weeds that have not come up yet.
DeleteI need to know what kind of vitamins you all take.. It takes a lot of energy to accomplish all of the things that you and Barb do. So, what is your next big adventure...I know you already have plans for something...
ReplyDeleteOh, our whole summer is planned with various adventures!
DeleteAlways enjoy your goings on and looking forward to seeing the photos from the Oregon Coast. On our two trips out there several years ago, it was our favorite part of the drive. I had cramp in a shin bone last week, which was weird. Thankfully I don't get them too often. A lot of hard work tempered with a lot of fun here, and all enjoyed very much. Thanks for another great post!
ReplyDeleteCramps are so weird and random. I rarely get them, but understand they are very painful for the afflicted!
DeleteLet's hope no one is poking your voodoo doll when you're up on that 16' ladder! Even though you didn't get the critters you wanted, that's a cool little water feeder!
ReplyDeleteI only do that once a year and kiss the ground every time I reach the bottom!
DeleteWow, Jim! Busy times at your place. I am looking forward to the next travel installments, but here's hoping the aches and pain stay at home!
ReplyDeleteThe aches and pains have subsided and life is good!
DeleteI had to laugh at the “voodoo doll” aches and pains--so relatable!
ReplyDeleteEvery now and then I feel a jab in my eye (dry eye syndrome, the joys of aging 🙄). You two really pack a lot into your days.
Safe travels to the Oregon coast.
I have never heard of dry eye syndrome, that does not sound fun at all!
DeleteHope you will be not have any knee issues for a while, Jim, but you and Barb sure manage to get a lot done regardless. We try to avoid using that o-l-d word as much as possible. Looking forward to reading about your next adventure. We will be in the Pacific Northwest this fall, but on a riverboat and not on land.
ReplyDeleteA riverboat tour sounds awesome, cannot wait to read about it!
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